While a lady was recovering from a surgery, she spent most
of the day in bed, at her home. One day, her seven year old son asked, “Mum,
why don’t you have a boyfriend?” The lady smiled and said, “Son, I do have a
boyfriend. The television is my boyfriend.” Puzzled, her son asked, “How can a
television be your boyfriend?”
Trying hard to make light of her situation, she said, “It
entertains me all the time. The only problem at the moment is its age. It would
just shut off for no reason. But when I give it a few hard bangs on the side, it
would come back on. And that is no big deal.”
A couple of days later when the lady was trying to get the television to come back on, and the Pastor stopped by to check on her recovery, her son answered the door. The pastor smiled and asked, "Is your mom busy, son?" Her son replied, "No sir. She is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend."
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