An old lady, who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her loving husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out her late husband’s old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to anyone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be located on a woman. The doctor said, "On a woman, the heart would be located just below the left breast."
Later that night, the old lady was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.
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