Four nuns, who were in line at the Pearly Gates, were very
excited to hear that God would be in charge of processing admissions into heaven,
for that day. And they didn’t have to wait for long, before God arrived. To the
first nun, God asked, “Have you ever sinned?” She replied, "Well, I've
seen a penis." God brought out a holy water dispenser from his backpack,
sprayed some on her eyes and admitted her into heaven.
He asked the second nun, “Have you ever sinned?” She
replied, "I've held a penis." God brought out a bowl of holy water from
his backpack, asked her to dip in her hands and admitted her into heaven. The
fourth nun immediately jumped the queue and stood in front of the third nun.
And God asked, “Why did you do that?” The fourth nun replied, "Well, I
need to gargle with it before she sits in it."
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