Wednesday 29 November 2017

A Letter From Your Liver

Hello my dear friend,

It’s me, your liver. I hang out inside your abdomen all day doing what I do best. I know we’ve never met, but I’m the second largest organ in your body. I’m shaped like a football that has been deflated on one side, and I weigh around three pounds. I take everything you eat and turn it into the energy and nutrients you need to go about your day. Not to brag, but I’m kind of a big deal. I make your blood clot, I make your medications work, and I also remove anything that could harm your body.

One particular function of mine often goes overlooked. I am responsible for processing all of the alcohol that you drink. When you’re out having a good time, I make sure to turn that alcohol into water and carbon dioxide before it hits your bloodstream. However, if you drink more alcohol than I can handle, substances that make their way into your blood and parts of me will become damaged in the process.

I’m not saying that you can’t ever drink. Myself and the other organs down here just want you to be careful. If you find yourself drinking a little more often and heavier than you should, you can prevent any damage to my cells by seeking help for an addiction. In honour of Alcohol Awareness Month, I just wanted to pop in for a second and let you know how drinking can affect me.

Be Smart about Alcohol and me, Your Liver. After years of heavy drinking, livers like me begin to deteriorate. I can only process a specific amount of alcohol every hour, and if you exceed that amount you will feel that alcohol hit your bloodstream. Drinking in moderation is perfectly fine with me. According to the CDC, one drink in the United States is equal to:

12 ounces of beer with a 5 percent alcohol content

8 ounces of malt liquor with a 7 percent alcohol content

5 ounces of wine with a 12 percent alcohol content

1.5 ounces of 80-proof, or 40 percent alcohol content, distilled spirits or liquor

Drinking Too Much Can Cause Liver Disease: To protect me, it’s recommended that women should have no more than one drink per day and men should stick to no more than two drinks per day. There are levels of drinking that are dangerous to me. Binge drinking can do a lot of damage to my cells. In general, binge drinking is consuming more than four drinks in one sitting for women and more than five drinks in one sitting for men. Another type of dangerous drinking, heavy drinking, is strongly correlated with liver disease. Heavy drinking occurs for women when they consume eight or more drinks per week. For men, heavy drinking is considered fifteen or more drinks per week. Heavy drinkers may be alcoholics or alcohol dependent.

How Does Alcohol Affect The Liver?: There are three types of liver diseases that are directly related to heavy alcohol consumption: alcoholic fatty liver disease, alcoholic hepatitis, and alcoholic cirrhosis. Each of these diseases can progress from one to the other over time.

Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease: This condition occurs when fat is deposited into your liver cells. It’s considered an “early stage” of alcoholic liver disease. My symptoms are often minimal or nonexistent, but I can make you feel fatigued, weak, or cause discomfort in your upper right abdomen. This condition is actually very common in heavy drinkers and often goes undetected. Staying away from alcohol can often reverse this disease and prevent any further damage to me.

Alcoholic Hepatitis: About 35 percent of heavy drinkers develop alcoholic hepatitis, and 55 percent of those people already had alcoholic fatty liver disease. This disease is caused by excess fat build up in your liver cells, and also liver inflammation and mild scarring. This disease causes me to make you feel a little worse for wear. You might feel nauseated, have abdominal pain, vomit, not feel like eating and develop a fever and jaundice. Mild cases of alcoholic hepatitis can be reversed by avoiding alcohol, but more severe cases can lead to liver failure.

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Tuesday 28 November 2017

A Wish

Sometimes in life, someone comes into your life so unexpectedly, takes over your heart by surprise and changes your life for the best and forever. May we be granted the grace so to have and to keep!

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Monday 27 November 2017

Uncanny Response

When a guy walked into a room and noticed the looks on their faces, he smiled amicably and said, "Heck, yes, I know I'm short! For God only let things grow until they're perfect!! Some of us didn't take as long as others!!!"

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Sunday 26 November 2017

Some Random Facts_24

1. 40% of captive African elephants are obese.

2. Globally, prematurity is the leading cause of death in children under the age of 5 years.

3. The first American woman to win an Olympic gold medal wasn't aware of what she'd won, and records suggest she went her entire life oblivious to her historic achievement.

4. 2016 was the first year since 1990 that none of Japan's 4,000 public companies went bankrupt.

5. 225 Canadian fishermen die every year while urinating over the side of their boats.

6. Seeds use tiny "brains", bundles of specialized cells, to decide when to germinate.

7. Half the wild boars in southwest Czech Republic are radioactive, even decades after Chernobyl.

8. LBJ's wife's name was ‘Bird'; when she became First Lady, she was known as Lady Bird.

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Blaming The Winds

On a Sunday afternoon when    a man staggered into his pastor on a side street, the pastor asked, "Why weren't you in Church this morning?" The man looked at the pastor quizzicality, scratched his head and responded, "It was so windy this morning when I was walking to the Church, that I got blown into a bar."

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Saturday 25 November 2017

Weekend Thought

Liking someone doesn't mean you have to be lovers. Sometimes, you just have to share some parts of your life; for you never know of some of the benefits to the receiver and the giver. So, share and share with love!.

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Friday 24 November 2017

A Grandpa's Abbreviations

WRUD = What are you doing?

RUB = Are you bored?

IAJHO = I am just hanging out.

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Thursday 23 November 2017

Thought For Today

There may be no greater calling than to serve your fellow man. There may be no greater contribution than to help the weak and helpless. And there may be no greater satisfaction than the satisfaction of doing well, whatever you are doing.

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Tuesday 21 November 2017

Need A Second Opinion

When a wife returned from the doctor and told her husband that the doctor said, "To overcome her stores, she should spend a month at sea, two weeks in the mountains and to go abroad for a week," and she asked her husband, "Which one will you take me to first?" Her husband simply smiled and said, "To another doctor!"

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Monday 20 November 2017

Some Random Facts_22

1. Honey is the only food that never expires. The same honey that was buried with the pharaohs in Egypt is still edible.

2. Ketchup was sold as medicine in the 1830s.

3. Penguins have glands under their eyes to extract and secrete excess salt. These are powerful enough that they allow them to drink seawater as their primary water source.

4. Tommy Lee Jones and Al Gore were college roommates.

5. To travel from North Korea to Norway, you only have to go through one country.

6. If you push a living sponge through a fine mesh screen, it will rearrange itself in a few hours.

7. Horses can't vomit.

8. Redheads require more anaesthesia than non-redheads.

9. The killer whale is the natural predator of moose. Killer whales attack moose as they swim from island to island in search of food.

10. The Argentine Lake Duck has a penis as long as its whole body.

11. Dr. Suess wrote Green Eggs and Ham because someone bet him it was impossible to write a children's book with less than 50 different words in it.

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Sunday 19 November 2017

Educating Grandpa About Pop Culture

A guy told his father, "Grandpa, Granny Justin Bieber got arrested!" Grandpa asked, "Who is Justin Bieber?" And the guy replied, "Justin Bieber is a rock star." Grandpa shook his head and said, "Never heard of him! What is a bueber, some kind of fish?" And the guy replied, "No, he is some kind of idiot who other idiots think has talent which proves that the world is full of idiots. Doesn't he look cute in that orange jump suit?"

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Sunday Food For Thought

Bill Gates (Microsoft).. Atheist
Jeff Bozos (Amazon).. Atheist
Steve Wozniak (Apple).. Atheist
Larry Page (Google)... Buddhist
Mark Zuckenburg (Facebook) Atheist
Dangote (Dangote Group) Muslim
Oprah Winfrey (TV Talkshow) Agonist
Jack Ma (Alibaba) Deist.

None of the above men/ women are Christains! None of them pay TITHES, yet they are all billionaires!! None are cursed or in poverty!!! They give most of their wealth back to the community in form of charity, Etc. And have also greatly impacted the lives of humans all over the world. And after death, their legacy would continue to live on.

Oyedepo, Adeboye, Oyakhilome, Okotie etc, are all world super rich Pastors, whose only sources of wealth COME DIRECTLY FROM TITHES AND OFFERING.

Instead of giving back, they continue to ask their followers to sow  seeds of faith, testimony offering, thanksgiving offering, foundation offering, preaching offerings, tapping into the man of God anointing with a good seed offering, keying into the word of God with a good seed, provoking God's blessing with a good seed, Sunday school offering, maintenance offering, health offering, escaping death offering, building offering, and money Sacrificial giving for Divine Sacrifice, Abundance Sacrifice, Dominion Sacrifice, Greatness Sacrifice, Golden Sacrifice, Next Level Sacrifice, or even sacrifice  .
houses, cars, lands, etc.

All the above and other dubious ways just to maintain their lavish lifestyles, and build schools that children of their average members can't afford to attend. Funny enough, it is the children of politicians and other rich people (who can never account for their sources of wealth with relevant tax clearances,) who attend these schools.

May we be granted the grace to overcome our ignorance and gullibility; that they may seize to use their knowledge of misinterpreting the scriptures for their selfish gains.

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Saturday 18 November 2017

Identifying And Crushing Your Fears_Part Four

26: Model: And this is not about modelling clothes, but about finding someone who had the fear you have, and managed to transcend it. Get in touch with them, ask them how they did it, and see if it could work for you.

27. Pray: You don’t have to be religious to pray. And prayer being very similar to meditation; pray to the cosmic and your subconscious for guidance on how to start overcoming your specific fear. In the end, it doesn’t matter what you choose, as long as it works for you.

28. WTWTCH: “What’s The Worst That Could Happen?” If you’re afraid of public speaking, imagine yourself on a stage with everyone laughing at you. How do you feel afterward? You’re still alive, aren’t you? And life goes on, and they had a good laugh!

29. Yoga: Energy can get trapped in your body. When you do Yoga or similar exercise and deep breathing, you sometimes release parts of your fears, or you might even find that you’ve dropped a few fears without even noticing after a few months of these exercises.

30. Ask: Your feelings are always there to tell you something; so ask what their purpose is. Ask your heart, God, the universe, or whoever or whatever you feel comfortable with, “What are your fears trying to tell you?”

31. Understand Failure: Failure does not exist! When you appreciate that failures are only learning experiences, and you submerge yourself into a culture that does not see failure as only experiences and results, you take away an enormous chunk of negative energy out of your life.

32. Explore Your Roots: What is the root of your fear? This may require some meditation. Look inside and ask yourself when the fear started. If you’re afraid of public failure for example, when did it happen? Were you shamed in public when you were younger?

33. Deep Breathe: There is power in breath! And your breath can set you free, anchor you in the now and help you vanquish and overcome your most pervasive fears. It is simple, but one of the most powerful ways of overcoming fear

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Friday 17 November 2017

17. Watch: Watching a movie or a documentary can be as enlightening as reading a book. Sometimes it’s nice to distract yourself from your fear, but if you really want to, you can find dozens of movies on the fear you’re dealing with.

18. Diet: Did you know that the food you eat can have a dramatic impact on how you feel? All the sugars, additives, sweeteners, and other chemicals in our foods have a surprisingly powerful effect in getting our body out of balance. Stick to a clean diet that suits you. Meaning more fruits, and vegetables; just eat a bit more each day, and you will be amazed at what happens.

19. Positivity: Whenever fear strikes, flip it over. Instead of thinking of something bad that can happen, think of something positive. What’s a positive outcome to your fear? If you’re thinking about public speaking, imagine yourself being wildly successful instead of failing horribly. This is very similar to #9, but with a small twist.

20. Perspective: Learning to deal with fear is all about putting your negative thoughts in perspective. We tend to focus too much on the negative, and making a big deal of nothing; that we overlook all the options being made available to us. We must appreciate that we aren’t psychics, and so it’s impossible for us to predict the many things that can happen..

21. Surrender: Surrendering to what is powerful, because as long as we try to change what is, we are in war with reality. To learn more about how to surrender to what is, you may read Loving What Is: Four Questions That Can Change Your Life.

22. Your Story: We all tell ourselves a story about our fear. If I’m afraid that no one will like my writing, I tell myself a story (in my head) about how I’ll fail horribly, people will laugh at me, or even worse, no one will read what I have to say. What’s your story?

23. Release Control: We want to learn how to control fear. We want predictability, even though it’s impossible to get. Where we don’t have control, we experience fear. But is it possible to ever have control? Even if you can swim, you can drown. A professional guitar player can still make mistakes and butcher a gig. Give up the illusion of control, and you’re free.

24. Help: Be kind to others. If you’re shy, focus on helping people instead of being self-conscious about how you look or sound when you talk. Flip it on other people and make yourself feel good. This is very similar to #16.

25. Meaning: Appreciate that we all go through things for a reason. And that includes the fears we have, which also includes overcoming fear and learning the lessons that come out of it. Though this may not be the case 100% of the time, but when you look back at the challenges and fears in your life, you will see that more often than not, they delivered exactly the messages you needed at that time.

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Wednesday 15 November 2017

Identifying And Crushing Your Fears_Part Two

9. Gratitude: Yes, gratitude; for there is power in gratitude. Whenever you feel fear, switch it over to what you are grateful for instead. If you’re afraid of public speaking, be grateful for the opportunity to communicate with so many people, and that they are there to genuinely listen to what you have to say.

10. Journaling: Getting your fears down on paper is important, because trying to think them through doesn’t work, as other thoughts may keep creeping in. And you may get caught in endless loops of negativity that only lead you further down the rabbit hole, and make your life miserable.

11. Talk: How often do we hold the negative in, just because we are afraid of how others might react, or because of some other reasons? Talking helps, but don’t throw a pity party for yourself. And the more you talk, the more you are able to express yourself.

12. Therapy: If you can find a good therapist, therapy can be highly beneficial, even life-changing. But finding the right therapist for you can be hard, so listen to your heart and choose someone who resonates with you.

13. NLP: NLP is short for Neuro-Linguistic Programming. You learn how your mind works. NLP has helped thousands in eliminating phobias, fears, and other emotional problems, so it has its place, but only if it feels magnetic to you.

Life Coach: Do you have a fear of success, or a fear of failure? A good life coach can help you examine what you truly want from life, and where your fears come from. While it can be scary, it’s very helpful in getting clear about what you want and what’s stopping you.

15. Read: Reading a good book on your specific fear can open new doors on how you can get rid of it. Reading lots of motivational and inspirational works on and around the topic you’re dealing with, will do you a lot of good.

16. Take Action: Always be an action taker, and know that fears are just fears; that are created by your imagination to make reality seem scarier than it is. When you take action and face your fears, they become weaker, because you realize that reality isn’t nearly as bad as your imagination.

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Identifying And Crushing Your Fears_Part One

Fear being a part and parcel of life, which in humans is a feeling induced by perceived danger or threat that occurs in certain types of organisms, which causes a change in metabolic and organ functions and ultimately a change in behaviour, such as fleeing, hiding, or freezing from perceived traumatic events. Though we often fear situations that are far from life-or-death, and thus hang back for no good reason, fear is still a natural alarm system acting as a vital response to physical and emotional danger; if we didn't feel it, we couldn't protect ourselves from legitimate threats. Alarm implies an agitation of the feelings caused by awakening to imminent danger, a feeling of fright or panic. The problem is that most people cling to their fears, because it’s part of who they are. And if you aren’t ready to face your fears, you probably won’t be able to transcend them.

1. Awareness: Before you can begin overcoming fear, you have to be aware that your fears are causing havoc in your life. It’s easy to get so attached to your thoughts and feelings that you think they are all that exist, which couldn’t be further from the truth. You are not your fears; you are the awareness that experiences your fears.

2. Identify: Get specific about what exactly you’re afraid of. And look at the pictures you have in your head about the situation. What is happening in them? What are you really scared of? Then become an observer of your inner space.

3. Curiosity: While curiosity may have killed the cat, it certainly won’t do you any harm when investigating your fears. Get curious about what thoughts generate your fear, where do you feel the fear, and how do you react to it? Again, be an observer of what is going on.

4. The Now: What are you lacking right now? When you centre yourself in the now, you realize that everything is how it is. You naturally accept what is. Tapping into the now can be as simple as feeling your body and breath.

5. EFT: EFT is short for Emotional Freedom Techniques. You use your fingertips to tap meridian points on your body while thinking of a fear you have and it alleviates and sometimes gets rid of the fear altogether. Simple, yet extremely powerful!

6. Sedona Method: Another simple system to conquer fear is the Sedona method. It consists of asking a few simple questions while focusing on your fear. It’s so simple that you may dismiss it several times before taking it seriously. Bad move!

7. The Work: The Work is very similar to the Sedona method in that it asks questions. The Work is one of the many ways of dealing with fears, anxieties, and worries. There are many methods available, so pick the one that you resonate with.

8. Hypnosis: With hypnosis, you can program the right thoughts into your mind and eliminate negative thoughts and beliefs. Though this doesn’t work for everyone, it might for you. Some use it to consistently evoke positive change in their lives. But remember, this isn’t necessarily about getting rid of your fears, but learning to relate to them in a different and positive way.

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Monday 13 November 2017

Some Random Facts_23

1. Mars has no magnetic field

2. Actor Willem Dafoe was expelled from high school for shooting a pornographic film.

3. 79% of Americans would take a pay cut to work for a company that's more "just" in their business practice.

4. In 1986, London's bakers apologised for the Great Fire of London, 320 years after it happened.

5. Hidden inside Grand Central Station, in New York, is the Vanderbilt Tennis Club.

6. The Crucian Carp can live without oxygen for months.

7. George Clooney sold insurance door-to-door before being famous.

8. In 2013, Swaziland banned witches from flying above an altitude of 150 meters.

9. Last year, a leading Swazi MP called for a hike in tax paid by witch doctors to help ease the cash strapped Country’s financial woes.

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Sunday 12 November 2017

Be Confident, And Rock!

Today and every day, choose to be confident. Whether at home, in school, at play or at work, you should feel, breath and live confidence. It's your choice and your right! Never ever allow anyone make you feel less than you are; not even yourself. So get out there, a strong and confident  you every day. And you will rock!

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Saturday 11 November 2017

Some Unhealthy Habits_Part Two

7. Skipping Breakfast: How many times have you heard, “Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”?” Well, it is. Skipping the first meal can make you crash (and eat more) later on in the day. It can also mean less energy during the day for workouts and just make concentrating harder throughout the morning. By the time lunch rolls around, you’re ravished and will eat a cow if it were in front of you—or some of those cupcakes and bagels around the office. Breakfast eaters are thinner, can process information in the morning better, and have lower blood pressure.

8. Too Much TV: The average adult spends more than 20 hours a week watching TV. It’s almost a full day. This inactivity can bring down your stamina and will to stay active. “It's an activity where you burn few calories and in many cases consume lots of calories by snacking,” says Heslin. Moderate your viewing. If you watch an hour’s worth of television, get up and do something in between. Don’t just sit there!

9. Unhealthy Relationships: If you’re not happy in your relationship, get out. Depression can set in, which can lead to a plethora of bad habits (poor eating, lack of exercise). “Staying in an unhealthy relationship keeps you from your full potential because it metaphorically brings you down,” says Lawrence Biscontini, a Mindful movement specialist based in Greece. “What you tolerate, you accept, and tolerating a relationship that is below your standards, even unconsciously means, you are accepting standards that fall below what you seek.”

10. Little Or No Sleep: No sleep can lead to many more bad habits over the years. Sleep deprivation comes in all forms and can lead to depression, low libido, weight gain, and more. The CDC reported that 35% of adults get less than seven hours of sleep on average, and 38% have even dropped off to sleep during the day at least once in the past month. Chronic sleep disorders, or lack of sleep, can lead to diabetes, stroke, heart disease, heart failure, irregular heartbeat, high blood pressure, and more throughout time. Getting little sleep also impairs your cognitive processes and can impact your alertness, concentration, reasoning, and problem solving. It can also kill your sex drive or any desire to work out, as well as age you. Yes, lack of sleep can lead to fine lines, dark circles under the eyes, and overall lacklustre skin, so close your eyes and snooze a bit longer each day.

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Friday 10 November 2017

Some Unhealthy Habits_Part One

1. Snacking When Not Hungry: Food is everywhere, and it lures us in at every point. With all the offerings at your fingertips and just a bite away, you can sometimes eat by impulse and not because you’re actually hungry. Snacking when you’re not hungry can cause you to skip actual meals and miss out on important nutrients and minerals throughout the day. “Snacking when not hungry doesn’t allow you to practice listening to your body and respecting your body’s natural hunger and fullness cues,” says Willow Jarosh, M.S., R.D., C.D.N., nutrition specialist, C & J Nutrition. “Learning to listen to these cues from your body on when to eat and when to stop is vital to reaching and maintaining a healthy weight, and happy relationship with food.”

2. Smoking: This one is simple. Smoking increases your risk of heart disease (which accounts for 35 to 40% of all smoking-related deaths), emphysema, cancer, stroke, asthma, lung infections, and dementia. “If you don't smoke, don't start,” says Jo-Ann Heslin, registered dietician and author of the Pocket Books. “If you do smoke, try to quit.” A study, conducted by Aristotle University of Thessaloniki in Greece, found that over time, smoking can even dull taste buds—not a good move when trying to eat healthy. “Smoking can make it much more difficult to enjoy the natural flavours of fruits and veggies without loads of salt and sugar,” says Jarosh.

3. Drinking: Moderation is the key when it comes to alcohol. “The question isn't, Do you drink?” says Heslin. “It's how much,” The Centres for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) found that one in 10 deaths among adults, ages 20 to 64 (between 2006 and 2010) were attributed to excessive drinking, according to a recent study on whether short-term (car and other accidents) or long-term health issues are brought on by excess alcohol consumption. Heslin says that one to two drinks a day can reduce your risk for heart disease by raising HDL (good) cholesterol, while three or more drinks a day may increase the risk for high blood pressure and heart disease; over time, drinking in excess can also lead to liver disease. Aside from the health risks, alcohol contains calories and enhances your appetite and will make you eat more.

4. Nail Biting: The habit of using your teeth to cut your nails, whether due to extreme nervousness, also known as Onchophagia, can pass germs into the body since the hands touch nearly everything. Even if you suds up your hands several times a day or lather on antibacterial lotion, germs sneak in. Nail biting can lead to repeated colds or flu and bacterial infections. Over time, gnawing your nails can put stress on your teeth, which can lead to crooked teeth or other dental problems. It can also lead to skin infections and aggravate the nail bed. So stop chomping and grab a nail clipper instead.

5. Eating Too Fast: Slow down. Where’s the fire? If you eat too fast, you aren’t giving your body enough time to realize that you’re full. Scarfing down your food doesn’t give your brain or gastrointestinal tract enough time to process the fact that your body is being fed. Over time, this will not only lead to overeating and weight gain, but eating too fast can also increase your likelihood for heartburn and bloating. Eat slower and you can better know how satisfied, or dissatisfied, your stomach really is. Instead of eating to eat, Heslin recommends chatting with your dinner partners. If alone, put your fork down in between bites, chew and swallow before putting more food in your mouth.

6. Ignoring Sex: Work stress, lack of sleep, and other health issues can make the libido drop. If you find you’re just not interested in sex anymore, visit your doctor. Stress can just be the beginning of the cause of a low libido, which can be due to an underactive thyroid, hormonal imbalance, hypertension, or other ailments, which can only get worse over time if you don’t get it checked out.

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Wednesday 8 November 2017

The Pleading

I heard her yell from outside my window, "Give it to me! Give it to me!! I'm getting so wet, give it to me now!!!" Then I heard him say, "You can scream all you want to! I'm keeping the umbrella!!"

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Tuesday 7 November 2017

Her Contacts

A traffic policeman stopped a lady, and after inspecting her license he said, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The lady said, "Well, I have contacts." And the policeman frowned and said, "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!!"

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Friday 3 November 2017

Greed Costs

When Andrew visited his friend Thomas at the office and saw his beautiful secretary, he said, "You have got a very sexy secretary. Where on earth did you find her?" And Thomas smiled and responded, "Thanks! It's actually a robot named Lucy. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictations and if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters!"

And when Andrew asked if he could borrow her some day, Thomas replied, "Sure, she could be all yours next Friday; as I shall be out of town all day." And calling from the hospital early Saturday morning, Andrew screamed at Thomas, "You bloody bastard! You didn't tell me the hole between Lucy's legs is a pencil sharpener!!"

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Thursday 2 November 2017

Thought Of The Day

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So don't worry about those from your past, three's a reason why they didn't make it to your present.

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Wednesday 1 November 2017

On Your Self-esteem

Appreciate that you are unique, always maintain your self-esteem, and never compromise your ideals. For if you ever set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing. Never compromise or change yourself just to get someone to like you. So disciplining yourself to do what you know is right and important, and which may be difficult at times, is the highroad to pride, self-esteem, personal satisfaction and enriches your uniqueness.

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