When Andrew visited his friend Thomas at the office and saw his beautiful secretary, he said, "You have got a very sexy secretary. Where on earth did you find her?" And Thomas smiled and responded, "Thanks! It's actually a robot named Lucy. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictations and if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters!"
And when Andrew asked if he could borrow her some day, Thomas replied, "Sure, she could be all yours next Friday; as I shall be out of town all day." And calling from the hospital early Saturday morning, Andrew screamed at Thomas, "You bloody bastard! You didn't tell me the hole between Lucy's legs is a pencil sharpener!!"
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