When the Pope got to heaven, he was naturally received by a
high power reception committee. And after a whirlwind tour, he was told that he
could enjoy any of the myriad of recreations available. He decided that he would
rather read all of the ancient original texts of the Holy Scriptures. So he
spent time learning languages. And after becoming a linguistic master, he sat
down in the library and began to pour over every version of the Bible, working
back from most recent "Easy Reading" to the original scripts.
All of a sudden there was a heat rendering scream in the
library. The Angels came running in, only to find the Pope huddled in his
chair, crying and muttering to himself, "An 'R'! The scribes left out the
'R'." A particularly concerned Angel took him aside, offered a soothing comfort,
and asked what the problem was. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again
and said, "It's the letter 'R'. They left out the 'R'. The word was
supposed to be CELEBRATE!"
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