Tuesday 18 November 2014

A Lawyer's Revenge



A lawyer's dog running about unleashed, entered a local butcher’s shop and stole some meat off the counter. The butcher went to the lawyer's office and asked the lawyer, "If a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer responded, "Absolutely." The butcher immediately shot back, "Good! You owe me $7.99 for the meat your dog stole from my shop this morning." Without a word, the lawyer wrote the butcher a check for $7.99.

A few days later, the butcher, going through his mails, found an envelope from the lawyer. The contents read, "Consultation: $25.00."

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