What To Expect At My Age

When a 91 year old man was walking through a park, he saw a talking frog. Out of curiosity, he picked up the frog and the frog said to him, “If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful and well-endowed lady and I shall be yours for a week.” The old man just put the frog in his pocket, and continued walking.

Then the frog screamed, “Hey guy, if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful and well-endowed lady and I shall be yours for a whole month.” The old man then brought out the frog, looked at it and said, “At my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”