At his annual medical checkup, a doctor asked the 92-year-old
man how he was feeling. And the man boastfully responded, "Doc, I've never
been better! I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and she is
going to have my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment then said, "Let
me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a
season of hunting. But one day when he went in a bit of a hurry, he
accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. While in the woods, a
grizzly bear suddenly appeared in front of him! He instinctively raised his
umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what
happened?"
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No." The doctor said,
"The bear dropped dead in front of him!" The old man exclaimed, “That's
highly impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear.” And the doctor
concluded by saying, "That's kind of what I'm getting at."
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