They're Finally Together

Maria was extremely religious. When she was married, she refused to use protection because she felt that birth control was going against God's will. So she and her husband had seventeen kids. One day, Maria's husband got sick and passed away. As time went by, Maria moved on with her life and re-married. Again, she refused to use protection because of her religious beliefs. She and her second husband had fifteen kids.

Again, Maria lost her husband. But, soon after her husband's death, she passed away as well. And during the ceremony at the cemetery, the priest looked down at the coffin then looked up at the sky and said, "They're finally together." This confused one of the family members at the service. After the ceremony, the family member asked the priest, “Father, back at the cemetery when you said, they're finally together, did you mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?" The father took a long look at him and said, "I was talking about her legs."