Against all advice, a typical macho man went ahead and married
a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following
rules, "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want, and I
don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table
unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing,
boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me
a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Do you have any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just
understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night. And that
is whether you're here or not."
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