The Ladder To Success

Once upon a time, a man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going up into the clouds. He intuitively climbed the ladder, reached a cloud upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman who said, "Screw me or climb the ladder to success." And he thought to himself, “Oh no, not on your life.” So he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman and slightly easier on the eye who said, "Screw me hard or climb the ladder to success." Again the man thought, "Well, I might as well carry on."

On the next cloud was an even more and truly attractive lady who seductively uttered, "Screw me now or climb the ladder to success." As he turned her down, he again thought to himself, “This is really getting better.” And on the next cloud was a slim, busty, attractive, an absolute beauty who flirted, "Screw me here and now or climb the ladder to success." Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again. When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, with arm pit hair showing and flies buzzing around his head. "Who are you?" the man asked. And the ugly fat man responded, "Hello, I'm Cess!"