Now We Know

When a gorgeous young woman got into a taxi one day, the taxi driver asked her, "Hey baby, would you screw me for 25 dollars?" Seemingly feeling insulted, the woman asked, "What kind of a girl do you think I am?" The taxi driver smiled and said, "Well, if I was a millionaire, and offered you ten thousand dollars, would you do it with me then?" And the woman said, "Well, I guess I would."

Then the taxi driver asked, "In that case, will you screw me for 25 dollars?" And again, the woman asked, "What kind of a girl do you think I am?" And the taxi driver said, "We've already established that. Now we're just bargaining over price."