A Christian family invited their parish priest to help cast
out the demon which had possessed the head of their family. As soon as the
pastor arrived with his band of prayer warriors and started to pray, the demon
became violent. The louder they prayed, the more violent the demon became. So,
the pastor resorted to speaking in tongues, and asked the demon, “What do you
want with this man?” And the demon replied, “I’m preparing him for the post of
petroleum minister.”
Immediately, the pastor lowered his voice and asked, “May I
make a deal with you?” And the demon replied, “Sure, you can like always.” The
pastor then commanded, “Instead of casting you into the swine, come into me.” The
pastor is now wearing a permanent straight jacket, in a mental home.
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