God And Me

When a 72-year-old Joseph went for his annual medical checkup, all of his tests came back with normal results. So the doctor asked him, “Joseph, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?" And Joseph replied, "Oh, God and me are very close. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done."

"Wow," commented the doctor, "that's incredible!" A little later in the day, the doctor called Joseph’s wife and said, "Kofo, Joseph is just fine. Physically he's great, but I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?" And Kofo exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"