When a man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a
restroom facility, each time he tried to get to one, it was occupied. A flight
attendant aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants’ ladies
room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons. There next to the
paper roll were four buttons marked: 'WW', 'WA', 'PP' and 'ATR'.
Making the mistake so many men make of not listening to a
woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He
carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water
sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow, these gals really have it
nice." So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and a body
temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the
bathroom with these kinds of services." So he pushed the next button PP
with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his
bottom lightly with talcum powder. "Man, this is great," he thought
as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing
off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened. He said the last
thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane. And the
nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you
pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button. By the way, your penis is in the
jar on your bedside table."
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