At the peak of the pastor’s sermon last Sunday, he paused
and said, “The Lord is good.” And the congregation chorused, “All the time.” As
if on cue, his 15 year old daughter got up and screamed at the top of her
voice, “Praise the Lord." And the congregation chorused, “Halleluiah.”
She then continued, "Since I was 12 years old, I always
had painful periods. But since brother Paul became our Sunday school teacher, and
after some Bible studies and prayer meetings at his house, my period has
stopped for the past 3 months. Now, I feel no more pains. You can even see that
I am getting fatter and prettier. Praise the Lord." The pastor is still in
a comma.
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