The other day when a brother took a lady on a dinner date,
he least expected; to go home with a greatly depleted purse. According to him,
she virtually grabbed the menu, as it was being presented. She then proceeded
to order the most costly items on the menu.
She ordered a choice Champagne, Prawns cocktail in Avocado,
Lobster in garlic sauce, and mixed vegetables. The guy had to wisely scale down
his own order, to avoid any embarrassment when the bill arrives. During the
course of the dinner, he asked, “Do you eat like this in your mother’s house?”
The lady replied, “No, my mother doesn’t plan to sleep with
me after the meal.”
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