In one Convent, the Mother superior told two new nuns that
they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.
Realizing that this would be an almost impossible task, one nun suggested to
the other. "Hey, let's lock the door, take all our clothes off, and fold
them up before we start to paint." So they did, and began painting their
room.
Soon after, they heard a knock at the door. And they asked,
"Who is it?" A voice replied, "Blind man.” The nuns looked at
each other and one nun said, "He's blind, so he can't see. What could it
hurt?" So they let him in. The man walks in, and with a lecherous look on
his face, he said, "Hey, you have got nice tits. Where would you want me
to hang the blinds?"
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