Sunday 14 December 2014

You Have To Be Plugged In

A husband went to work at 9 in the morning as usual. But while running some errands in town, he decided to drop by his home. When he entered the house, he was surprised to see his wife in bed with a man on top of her, with his head resting on her breasts. The husband demanded, "What on earth are you doing?"

Nonchalantly, the stranger replied, "Quiet, I’m listening to music." The husband then shoved the stranger’s head aside and said, "Let me listen." He placed his head on his wife's breasts, listened, then exclaimed in suspicion, "I don't seem to hear any music!" The stranger quipped, "Of course not. You aren’t plugged in."

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