He Also Likes Them Big

When the Pope suffered from a rare illness, the Cardinals
had difficulty locating a specialist Physician. But after much prayers and
fasting, they eventually located one old Physician, who gave the Pope a
thorough examination, for over an hour. He then told the Cardinals, “I’ve got
some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that the Pope has a rare
testicular disorder. And the good news is that he can be cured with sex.”

Though the Cardinals weren’t happy with the Physician’s
prescription, they however decided to explain the situation to the Pope. After
their explanations, the Pope said, “I’ll agree to the cure procedure, under
four conditions.” Shocked but relieved, the Cardinals curiously asked, “Your
Holiness, what are the four conditions?”

With a benevolent smile, the Pope replied, “First, the girl
must be blind, so she can’t see with whom she is having sex. Second, she must
be deaf, so she can’t hear with whom she is having sex. And third, she must be
dumb, so if she somehow figures out with whom she is having sex, she can tell
no one.”    After a long pause, a
Cardinal asked, “Your Holiness, what is the fourth condition?” And the Pope
replied, “She must have, Big Boobs.”