When the pastor realized that he and his family were going to starve as collection dwindled every Sunday, he made a plan. After a hectic advertising campaign, the church was packed full the following Sunday. The Pastor, in full cry yelled, "Jesus said, I'll come as a dove." And the congregation chorused, "Amen"
The Pastor repeated, I say, “Jesus said, I'll come like a dove." Again, the congregation chorused, "Amen" And suddenly out of the ceiling came a white dove. The congregation believing they have witnessed a miracle started donating like no man's business. The pastor was excited and in an attempt to increase his earning, kept repeating his formula. For the fourth time he yelled, and for the fourth time money kept flowing.
Then he went for the fifth time. I have prophesied, “Jesus shall surely come like a doooooooove from the skies." Suddenly, a head appeared out of the ceiling and complained, "But daddy all the doves are finished."
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