A woman who had two vulgar parrots told her priest, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?” The priest exclaimed, "That's obscene. You know, I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, named Francis and Joseph. And I have taught them to pray and read the bible. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the same cage. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying those phrases in no time."
Appreciatively, the woman responded, "Thank you, my priest. This may very well be a welcome solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in the cage with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
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