Sunday 7 December 2014

Sinful Act In A Convent

At their daily announcement session in local convent, the Mother Superior walked in with a very serious frown on her face to address her nuns. With a stern voice, the Mother Superior began to speak, “There had been a sinful deed committed here, yesterday.” The nuns chorused, “Oh no.”

The Mother Superior continued, “Today, in one of the shower rooms, I found a pair of man's underwear and a used condom.” With their heads bowed and making sign of the cross, the nuns chorused, “Holy Mary, mother of Jesus.” And when, the Mother Superior added, “And there was a hole in the condom.” There was a stampede to rush their colleague to the sick bay. She is now recovering.

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