Saturday 13 December 2014

May I Have An Affair?

While on a boys’ night out, Johnson complained, "Guys, the thrill has gone from my marriage." And one of the guys suggested, "Why don’t you add some spice and intrigue to your life, by having an affair?" Johnson protested, “O no. But what if my wife finds out?"

The guy consoled, "Don’t worry my friend. We live in a new age. You can go ahead and tell her about it, first." When Johnson got home that night, he said to his wife, "Honey, I think my having an extra-marital affair will bring us closer together." Off handedly, his wife retorted, "Forget it. I've tried that, and it never worked."

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