The Result Of A Priestly Advice

While taking a shortcut through an alley one evening, a Priest came upon a young boy, vigorously, masturbating. And the Priest told him, "My son, you shouldn't be doing that. You should be saving that for when you get married." Embarrassed, the boy hung his head down, and simply said, "Yes, Father."

About 10 years later the Priest was in his study when a young man, in his early twenties came in, and the Priest said, "Yes, my son?" And the young man said, "Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave me then." The Priest looked over and asked, "And what was that, my son?"

The young man responded, "Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married." The Priest smiled and said, "That sounds like something I probably would have said. Did you take my advice?" The young man answered, "Yes Father, I did. But there's only one problem." Wondering what that might be, the Priest asked, "What's that, my son?" And the young man replied, "Well, I now have a 55 gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"