Sunday 12 July 2015

The Wrong Birthday Gift

For weeks, couple had been debating the purchase of a new vehicle. While the husband wanted a new double cabin pick-up, his wife wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zoom through traffic around town. He would probably have settled for any beat up old truck, but everything his wife seemed to like was way out of their price range.

Finally, the wife said firmly, "Look, I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up soon. You can surprise me." So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Now, all services have been suspended.

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