How She Cares

One day, a husband phoned his wife and said, “Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office, and Josephine brought me to the hospital. After making tests and taking X-rays, the doctor said the blow to my head though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injuries. But I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in my left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot.”

And his wife asked, “Who is Josephine?”