That’s Proof Enough

After retiring, a man went to the Pensions office to apply for Pensions Fund. When the woman behind the counter asked for his National identification card to verify his age, he looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He then told the woman, “I’m very sorry, I seem to have left it at home. I will have to go home and come back later.”

Then the woman said, “Unbutton your shirt.” So the man opened his shirt revealing his curly silver hair. And she said, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.” And she processed his Pensions Fund. When he got home, and excitedly told his wife about his experience at the Pensions Fund office, his wife said, “You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.”