While vacationing in an alligator territory, a young blonde felt
it was a great opportunity to own a pair of genuine alligator shoes. But she was
very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. And after
becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The
shopkeeper said, "By all means. Be my guest. Maybe you'll be so lucky and
catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for
the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted
the young woman standing waist deep in the water with a shotgun in hand. Just
then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly towards her. She took
aim, killed the creature and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the
swamp bank. And laid nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The
shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on
its back and angrily, she exclaimed, "Damn it! This one isn't wearing any
shoes either!"
No comments:
Post a Comment