Mike went to his friend Francis and said, “Dear Francis,
please help me out. I'm sleeping with the priest's wife. Can you hold him in
church for an hour after mass for me?" Though Francis didn’t like the idea
but being a good friend, he agreed. So, after mass, he started talking to the
priest. He asked him all sorts of irrelevant questions, just to keep him
occupied.
Finally, the priest got a priestly feeling and said, “My
son, confession is good for the soul. What is really bothering you?” Now feeling
really guilty Francis said, "Please forgive me. My friend Mike is sleeping
with your wife right now. So he asked me to keep you occupied." And the
priest smiled, put a brotherly hand on Francis’s shoulder and said, "My son,
you better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago."
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