Wednesday 8 July 2015

Now You Know

A husband suddenly burst into the kitchen, while his wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for him, and said, "Careful, CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful, CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him, and retorted, "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" And the husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!"

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