When Ajoke received the call that her elderly grandfather
has just passed away, she rushed straight to her grandparents' house to comfort
her 95 year old grandmother. When she asked how her grandfather died, her
grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on
Sunday morning."
Horrified, Ajoke told her grandmother that two people nearly
100 years old having sex was surely asking for trouble. Her grandmother said, "Oh
no my dear. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best
time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right
rhythm. It was nice, slow, even, and nothing too strenuous. It was simply in,
on the ding, and out, on the dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And
if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today."
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