While describing the events of Judgment Day, a preacher of
the old school, kept using Biblical phrases whenever he could.
Suddenly he shouted, "Oh, my friends. Imagine the suffering
of the sinners as they find themselves cast into the outer darkness, removed
from the presence of the Lord and given to eternal flames. My friends, at such
a time there will be weeping, wailing and a great gnashing of teeth!"
At this point, one of the elders of the congregation
interrupted and asked, "But Reverend, what if one of those hopeless
sinners has no teeth?"
The preacher crashed his fist on the pulpit, "My
friends, the Lord is not put out by details. Rest assured, teeth will be
provided." He replied.
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