Saturday 27 September 2014

I Know The Whole Truth



While at school, Joseph's classmate tells him that most adults can very easily be blackmailed, because of at least one dark secret, they are hiding. All you need to say is, “I know the whole truth.” Joseph thought about this for a while, and decides to go home and try it out.

As Joseph arrives home, his mother greets him, he tells her, “I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him N100 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, he waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father immediately hands him N200 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

On his way to school the next morning, Joseph ran into their next door neighbour by the gate. He greets him pleasantly and says, "I know the whole truth." The neighbour heaves a sigh of relief, opens his arms, and says, "Thank God. Then come and give your Daddy a great big hug."

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