A conservative first generation pastor was livid when he
confronted his wife with the receipt for a N25,000 dress she had bought. “How
could you do this?" he queried.
“I don't know," she wailed, “I was standing in the
store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the
Devil was whispering to me, “Lady, you look great in that dress. You should buy
it.”
“Well," the pastor persisted. But you know how to deal
with the Devil. Just tell him, “Get behind me, Satan"
“And I did just that," replied his wife, "But then
he said, "It even looks great from back here, too."
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