Tuesday 23 September 2014

At The Cannibal Restaurant



While walking through the jungle, a hungry cannibal came upon a restaurant which was being operated by a fellow cannibal, from another tribe.

Feeling lucky, he walked in, took a seat and looked up the menu.

Broiled Missionary: N100.00

Fried Explorer: N150.00

Roasted Politician: N1000.00.

Not satisfied with the pricing, he requested to see the restaurateur. When the restaurateur arrived, the cannibal asked, "Why do you have such a price difference for the politician?"

"Have you ever tried to clean up a politician?" The restaurateur replied.

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