One late evening in a county morgue, a mortician made an
amazing discovery while examining the remains of a Mr. Johnson, before being
released for cremation. As he examined the body, he was startled when he beheld
the longest penis he had ever seen.
He said, "I'm sorry Mr. Johnson, but I can't send you
off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved
for posterity."
With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the dead
man's penis, stuffed it into a briefcase and took it home. As soon as he
arrived home, he excitedly summoned his wife and said, "Honey, I have
something to show you that you won't believe." He then opened up his
briefcase, and showed her the content.
His wife screamed, "Oh my God! Johnson is dead!"
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