One bright Sunday afternoon, after church service, the trio
of Jesus, Moses, and an old man, decided to unwind with a game of golf. As soon
as they arrived at the golf club, they picked their golf carts and headed for
the Teeing point.
The first person to tee off was Moses. He hits the ball and as
it was heading right for the water hazard before the green, Moses raised his
club, the water parted, and the ball made it to the green. The other two
seemingly looked amazed, but said nothing.
Jesus then got his turn. He gets up to swing, cranks it out,
and as his ball also headed for the water hazard, he closed his eyes and prayed.
The ball skips across the water and lands on the green two feet from the hole. His
two companions exchanged glances and shrugged their shoulders.
The old man's turn comes and he drives the ball. And as the
ball looked like it was going to drop directly into the water, a fish jumps
from the water hazard swallowing the ball, just as an eagle drops from the sky,
grabbing the fish. As the eagle flies over the green, a bolt of lightning
strikes the eagle, making it drop the fish. And as the fish hits the green, it
spits out the ball and the ball falls into the hole, making it a hole in one.
Jesus looks at Moses and says, "Next time, I’m leaving Dad at home."
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