Jane wasn't the best Scripture pupil at Sunday school and
she among other things, often fell asleep. One day while asleep as usual during
Sunday school, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of
the universe?" Joseph who was sitting next to her decides to poke her with
a pin to wake her up. Jane jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The
teacher congratulated her.
A little later while Jane was asleep again, the teacher
asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and saviour?"
Joseph poked her again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The
teacher congratulated her again.
Later on, the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam
after their 26th child?" Joseph poked Jane again and she shouted, "If
you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your
ass!"
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