When an obviously stone drunk man walked into a bar, and asked
for a drink, the bartender said, “Sorry, but you obviously already have had a
little too much to drink.” Fuming mad, the drunk walked out the front door and
walked in through the side door and asked, “Can I have a drink please?” And the
bartender said, “Sorry, but you can’t have a drink here.” Then the drunk walked
out and went in through the back door and asked, “Can I please have a drink?” And
the bartender screamed “Enough! I have told you, no drinks for you!” The drunk then
looked at the bartender closely, and exclaimed, “Damn! How many bars do you
work at?”
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