More, From Robert Mugabe

1.       "Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolize bad luck and white for peace. Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to funerals. Racism will never end as long as those who don't pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted. Even when playing snooker. You haven't won until you've sunk the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the table. But I don't care, as long as I'm still using white toilet paper to wipe my black butt, I'm fine!"

2.       Ladies are powerful; they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two idiots will say "Bossu how far?"

3.       Some of you girls can't even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours. Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.

4.       Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.

5.       No sex before marriage? If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.

6.       Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a girlfriend

7.       "Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffles me."

8.       If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays.

9.       Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex

10.   Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you, "I miss you" only when it's raining, you are not an umbrella.

11.   "It's better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn't even drill herself.

12.   "If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.

13.   "God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker."

14.   "If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult it is to control an erected Penis, in public."

15.   "Swimming pool is much more useful than the Liverpool football club."