The Multi Dispenser

Late one evening when two priests went to have their shower, they had undressed and stepped into the showers before they realized there was no soap. So, one of the priests decided to go get some soap from his room. And without bothering to get dressed, he dashed off to his room, grabbed two bars of soap in his hands and started heading back. 

Halfway down the hall, he saw three nuns approaching. Having no place to hide, he stood against the wall and froze like he's a statue. The nuns stopped, and while commenting on how lifelike he looked, the first nun suddenly reached out and pulled his penis. Startled, he dropped a bar of soap. And she exclaimed, "Oh look! It’s a soap dispenser!"

To confirm her theory, the second nun also pulled his penis and sure enough he dropped his second and last bar of soap. And not wishing to be left out, the third nun then pulled once, twice, thrice, but nothing happened. But on her fourth try, she exclaimed, "Look! It is also a hand cream dispenser!"