Tuesday 24 May 2016

The Wrong Comparison

When a man took his wife to a cattle show and started heading down the alley that housed all the bulls, the sign on the first stall stated, “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife turned to her husband and said, “He mated 50 times in a year. Isn't that nice?" At the next stall, the sign stated, “This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife again turned to her husband and said, “This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one.”

And when they got to the last stall, the sign stated, “This bull mated 365 times last year.” The wife's jaw dropped, and she exclaimed, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year! That is ONCE A DAY! You could really learn from this one!" And in annoyance, her husband turned to her and said, “Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow.”

No comments:

Post a Comment