Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody
listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their
mouths.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous
home life.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at
one end and a fool at the other.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and
your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you
with his bills.
Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day
internationals are more popular than a five day test.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes
of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either."
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than
you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and
sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he
accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says
midway "See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in
ZERO, Instead of the first letter in the word - OPPORTUNITY.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you
are early.
Computer Engineer: Someone who gets paid for you to read
these types of mails.
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