A Remarkable Long Celebration

A seemingly happily married couple decided to celebrate their first wedding anniversary in a next neighbourhood restaurant. After being seated in this fine restaurant, the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

Though they had been comfortably seated, and ordered a nice meal with a fine wine to go with it, the wife didn’t realize that she was being absent minded. So the husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"

"Yes." she replies. "He's my ex-husband and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

The husband smiles and says, "That's remarkable, I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."