Feeling Like A Baby

Two elderly gentlemen in an old people’s home were sitting on a bench under a tree, when one turns to the other and says, “John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?”

John says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.” “Do you really feel like a newborn baby?” The first gentleman asked. “I sure do. No hairs, no teeth, and oh, I think I just wet my pants.” John replied.