A little boy walks into his parent's room to see his Mum on
top of his Dad, bouncing up and down.
The Mum sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about
what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes after him.
When the Mum finally caught up with her son, and before she could explain away the previous scene, her son asks, "What were you doing on top of Dad?"
The mother replies, "Well you know your Dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time." The boy said.
"Why do you think so?" asked his Mum, puzzled.
"Well, when you go shopping, the lady next door comes over, gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
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