How to Compare Apples And Grapes With Humans

In a recent study in comparing apples and grapes with humans, it was concluded that while women are like apples on trees, men are like grapes. Naturally, the best apples are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are either afraid of climbing, falling and getting hurt or are in a hurry. So, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that isn’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right men. The ones who are brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

And Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women who can stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.