Not At His Time

Our co-worker kept trying to get her mother to fly out for a visit. "No way am I getting on an airplane," was always her in-evitable answer.

"Look, Mom, when it's your time to go, it doesn't matter if you're on the ground or in the air." Our co-worker assured her.

"I know," said her mother.

"I just don't want to be that far off the ground when it's the pilot's time to go."